Douglas AdamsAlltami (n.)The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.
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The ability to balance hot and cold water taps is the art of alltami. It is considered one of the most difficult tasks that humans can accomplish. You can do this by having a very efficient brain that can think at the same time you are doing something else. We all know people who are very intelligent, but they are not able to balance hot and cold water taps.
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